Next to the Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead.However, the authorities did not show enough enthusiasm for Mother’s Day to become an official celebration, until 1914, when President Woodrow Wilson formally decreed that celebration in the United States on the second Sunday of the month of May. What’s that phrase about women? “Can’t live with em’, can’t live without em.” Yeah, it’s safe to say that’s about as true of a statement as you can hear. Whether you have communication with her or not, give her a quick thanks and let her know that you’re grateful to be alive because you wouldn’t be without her. I haven’t talked to my dad in nearly three years so I understand how family relationships can go south. If you don’t have a good relationship with your mom, I get it. Though it was never directly talked about, he was habitually calling her “mom” when he saw her and she continues to ask how he’s doing to this day. Obviously, my mom wanted to know about the guys I was living with and that topic got brought up. We had a couple heart-to-hearts and it was easy for me to see how much she meant to him. Unfortunately, life happens and my heart and prayers go out to everyone who has lost their mother every single day… One of my good friends and roommate in college lost his mom a few years before I met him. I don’t plan on doing it anytime soon, or at all, but I don’t think there’s a bond or love strong enough that’s comparable to that of a mother and her child. Yeah, I remember my dad would let me beat him in putting contests, watch most of my sporting events, and taught me the ways to snag a mean tan by the pool but nothing can trump my mom staying up all hours of the night when I was sick and helping me through a handful of rough breakups.Īnd if I hear a sentence like, “I’m a mother to 6 beautiful cats,” come outcha mouth I’m going to smack you and say, I think the world of my mother and there’s not a chance I would be the grown boy that I am today without her.įrom a young age, I knew I had a closer bond with my mom in comparison to my dad. It’s safe to say that I’m a, quote unquote, mama’s boy but I will happily own up to that. Your temporary home was in your mothers stomach and once you were out in the world, her body produced food for you. Women literally grow a baby inside of them. Along with whatever financial/emotional support, massage giving responsibilities, and chocolate craving contributions he did for his baby mama, to avoid her ripping his head off like a Praying Mantis during the nine month pregnancy, is the extent to which he is responsible for creating a child. Just like building a baby, all a man does is provide his mandatory seed. “My daddy built this house with his bare hands six years ago.” Can he honestly say that he was responsible for the creation of that house? Absolutely not! He can say that without him it could not have been built but he did nothing more than provide the financial measures for it to be accomplished. Fast forward to however long it takes to build a house and boom, the house is on that once empty piece of land. We’ll give you Father’s Day to acknowledge your 45 seconds of humping like a rabbit in order to fulfill the reproductive process, but don’t get ahead of yourself.īig daddy Warbucks stumbles across an empty plot of land and says, “And on this here property, I shall build a house.” He goes out and hires a construction company to build his house. “Well, children couldn’t be created without sperm, so men are actually responsible for bringing everyone into existence.”Īlright chief, slow your role. All of our holiday’s wouldn’t be shit if it weren’t for moms whether you believe in religion or not, Mary was Jesus’ mother, all of our President’s have mothers (Trump might’ve been hatched, not 100% convinced otherwise), and all of the soldiers fighting for our freedom were once little tikes being told to eat their vegetables by, you guessed it, their mothers. That is why Mother’s Day is single handedly the most important day of the year and should be treated as more than just another Sunday.Īs much as my mother can rustle my jimmies, I am eternally grateful for her, and all women, for doing what they’re genetically designed to do by bringing people into existence. None of these holiday’s would even be a bleep on a technically non-existent radar if it weren’t for one thing, or species I should say…. We have Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, MLK Jr Day, Memorial Day, Cinco de Mayo (which is just an excuse for Americans to get drunk and drink Tequila… wait that’s every Friday and Saturday for some people □) and the list goes on and on. We live in a country where we like to party, that’s why we have a holiday for everything.
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